What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

What happens psychologically to a man the first time he gets penetrated anally?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

What is your young sex story?

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What do dreams about dead people mean?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun